The scene opens with Greg sitting in front of the camera. His face is flushed, and he is giggling as he focuses the camera.
"Hehe, okeedokee, folks. X'melborp's busy, so I'm running the show today, and I am on like fifteen different kinda alien pain killers. Let's rock." He spins around in the swivel chair. "First one is. . . "
Onscreen, a line of text appears:
What is the purpose of birds?
"Shit dude, I dunno. Next."
Another question appears.
Greg, why are you always grouchy?
"I just told you I've got enough alien drugs in me to start a pharmacy. I'm ecstatic. Next."
How many bones have you broken, and have they all healed?
"Broke my left arm once, right leg twice. Yes, they're healed. Humans are squishy, but if we don't die, we usually…