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In baseball jargon, there are a variety of "clubs" of players who have achieved certain rare combinations of statistical achievement in a single season. Two of the most famous clubs are the 30-30 club and the 40-40 club, for players who have achieved at least 30 stolen bases and 30 home runs in a single season for the former, and 40 of each for the latter. One of the most exclusive of these "clubs" is the 20-20-20 Club, which honors players who have hit at least 20 doubles, 20 triples, and 20 home runs in a single season.

Altogether just seven players have ever gained entry into the 20-20-20 club, and no player has achieved the mark more than once. In 1979, when there were just four members, Baseball Digest deemed it "the most exclusive club in baseball." The reason that the club is so hard to gain entry into is that hitting many triples (and to some extent doubles) requires tremendous speed, whereas hitting many home runs…

"I want to make a return," the alchemist said.

He was a tall, silver-haired and mustachioed man in purple robes that were trimmed with gold. His black cloak was lined with white fur and seemed to billow slightly despite the calm air in the shop, its colors standing out starkly against the shelves of brightly colored merchandise around him.

Tom looked up from the floor, away mess he had been sweeping up. "Uh," he said.

The alchemist frowned at him severely and held out a mug. The…

Names like Cuthbert, Hubert, Egbert, Humbert, Ethelbert all sound really old and stuffy and traditional. But old as they may be, such names have been out of favor for the majority of the history of a united England. 

These particular names are Anglo-Saxon constructions based on their word for "Bright." For instance, Hubert means 'Bright heart' and Egbert means 'bright sword'. Very common back in the day. WAY back in the day. But then they stopped being common because the Normans took…

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