Something that every girl has wanted to be sometime in her life. It's not something that a little girl can help, when you're fed Disney movies and fairy tales and a poor little oppressed girl is swept off of her feet by handsome prince and live happily ever after with a tiara, a beautiful dress, and invariably gorgeous hair down to your butt. And let's not forget the handsome prince aspect of this whole deal. Sign me up!

Maybe I haven't outgrown this...it's starting to sound really good right now...moving into a sweet castle, I can drop out of school and be beautiful full time, never have to program in Scheme again...