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by
moJoe
Wed Dec 06 2000 at 19:12:54
Canada will be "cool" with me when it is a smoldering hole in the ground.
You neglect to mention little things such as, oh...
QUEBEC
. I mean for christ sake, if anything is sufficient reason to launch
a full scale nuclear bombardment
against an entire country it's Quebec. And
Molson Ice
, what is THAT all about?
First of all,
Canadians are shifty
. Pseudo_Intellectual is a fantastic example of typical Canadian shiftiness. And just think, these are our neighbors! Look at
Mexico
, what a fantastic neighbor they are. We don't let them in to our country, they don't speak English and they don't have any money. Canadians just wander over whenever they please, prancing "aboot" unchecked; speaking
french
and complaining about Americans.
Don't even get me started on how they talk. How these people manage to breed with eachother I couldn't even begin to imagine. I certainly wouldn't go home with one of those frenchie wannabes no matter how many bottles of
Molson
were rolling around in my blood stream.
And what the hell do they do? I mean really, what ever happens in Canada? They remind me of some old forgotten house-pet that lounges about doing nothing interesting. Now imagine that same lazy dog laying around doing nothing but trying to force everyone to speak french. Now imagine that it's your neighbors dog, and it babbles
pseudo-french
over the fence at you and the even the french poodle down the street can't understand a bloody thing it says though it maintains that it is speaking french. THAT is
Canada
.
The sooner we are rid of them the better, I say.
Canada has low self-esteem
Silly things we believe when we're kids
Blame Canada
Independent Nation of British Columbia
It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
Quebec
Canadian Tire
Canadian westward expansion
Witnessing the birth of new noders
The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
Molson Ice
Molson
E2 Hospitality Index
Canadian raising
EDB reads his Message Inbox
MEK
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
Black English
Blue Collar TV
God Hates Figs
Open Post-Scriptum to Open Letter to Saddam Hussein
Point System of Immigration to Canada
public education's fatal flaw