As is well known, 23% of
noders are actually
dogs. This means you should be
friendly and approach them cautiously, but also that they can make great,
loyal friends. If you find one of your
noding acquaintances has a cold node, it is likely that they are actually a
healthy dog, and you should treat them with the
appropriate sensitivity. Oh, the wonders of
cyberspace!
However, a
warm node gives you no such
clues. You're on your own, Jack.