Green - Midori - Verde - Grün - Vert

Thanks to the ever loveable Kermit The Frog we all know that 'it's not easy being green'. However I plan to delve into the positive aspects of being green. Lets see how many I can come up with ;)

  1. Camouflage:
    Being green makes guerilla warfare all the more effective. So once you've been painted green, hide in the bushes, and lie in wait for your friends. They're bound to be happy to see you when you ambush them as they come home late at night. Stick a realistic looking water pistol in their faces for added effect.

Ok.... So camouflage is the only good thing about being green I can think of right now. But I'll be sure to add to this node, when I become aware of more positive aspects of being green. But in reality.... It's not easy being green. I never really did like green.