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Wed Jan 17 2001 at 15:42:24
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Announcement in the church bulletin for a
National Prayer & Fasting Conference
: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals."
Our
youth basketball team
is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
Christ the King
.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the
congregation
."
"Ladies, don't forget the
rummage sale
, It's a chance to
get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands
."
The
peacemaking
meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict
.
The sermons this morning: "
Jesus Walks on the Water
." The sermon tonight: "
Searching for Jesus
."
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs
blood donors
for more
transfusions
. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's
sermons
.
Remember in prayer the many who are
sick of our community
.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "
hell
" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry
kill you
off -- let the Church help.
Write your own stuff
Annoying email forwards
dressing room sign at Value Village
Presidential
A story about Mia and church
Church bloopers
GTKY
Jif
To stand the test of time
The Bible
Church
New Jersey
Truth
the thrill is gone
xkill
Cut and paste writeups will die
Church Can Cost You
SUV in a ditch
Christ the King
ATB
GeForce 256
Grain of salt
Thanksgiving
congregation