Well, they'd quit trying to
assimilate other
planets. They'd just sit around on
Everything and
Slashdot all day and talk about how great
Linux and
Linus Torvalds were, expecting other planets to just
sign up for
assimilation. Hell, if other planets were even
worth assimilating, they'd already be on Linux -- otherwise, they're too
stupid to
bother with.
Hey, I
kid!
I kid 'cause I love!