Apple Pie: good.
Hot apple pie: good.
McDonalds Hot Apple Pie: the foodstuff of
Satan.
I have no idea how they manage to
superheat the filling in those pies to approximately the surface temperature of
the Sun. I can state with near-certainty that at least 90% of the world's
spontaneous combustion cases were caused by eating said pie.
Usual chain of events:
1: "Oh, i think i'll have a Hot Apple Pie"
2: "This looks gorgeous"
3: Head bursts into flames.