Findings:

• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• you're waiting for something
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Something From the Nightside
• Learning from afar (e2poll)
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Stoned music memories
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Learning European history from Porn
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• learning from your elder self
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Learning from Mistakes
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Learning from experience
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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