Findings:
- Stoned music memories
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I don't remember all that much
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You have far too much time on your hands
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Don't Know Much
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- you don't talk much
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- I have become furniture in your life
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You don't have to remember my name
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't have a television set
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have any real problems
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't have the time
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I have too much to say
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
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