Findings:

• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do what you have to do
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't have a television set
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• A reason to drink
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• we have a lot of work to do
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• What to do after unprotected sex
• What to do with a dead horse
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't know what to do with you
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I don't believe in anything
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I don't know what else to do
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't defile my sex
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Horses: do they love us back?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You, standing
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why males have nipples
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Why do children have to die?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Don't do that then!
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What horses do for my soul
• These papers do not show what I have done
• I do have some things to hide
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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