To begin with, let's borrow from Charmed:
To Call Upon Our Ancestors
Prudence, Penelope
Patricia, Melinda...
Astrid, Helena
Laura and Grace
Halliwell Witches
Stand strong beside us
Vanquish this evil
from time and space
Using this template, substitute the names with those of your favorite presidents, such as illustrated in the following:
Washington, Jefferson
Lincoln, Roosevelt...
Roosevelt, Reagan
Carter and Obama
American Presidents
Stand strong beside us
Vanquish this evil
from time and space
For our highest and best
And to the detriment of none
Cast at least once a day, or as needed. If it can't be done in the actual presence of evil, during a live broadcast is an acceptable substitue. Spell may be preceded or followed by the Turkey Curse for added strength, efficiency, and effect. Or even a heart-felt
I can neither believe nor accept this shit!
FUCK!
Your mileage may vary.