Microsoft Utility which creates a
generic model of a document to aid one in
breaking up with their
significant other. Make a few simple choices and the wizard sets up the letter for you! Select from given lists of:
gender/persuasion of relationship
(male-female, female-male, male-male, female-female)
indiscretions/reasons
(short attention span, infidelity, new infatuation, ect.)
level of sincerity
(genuine-patronizingly sarcastic)
general emotion
(apologetic, angry, mournful, ect.)
attribution of blame
(full acceptance, partial acceptance, neutral,
partial blame on recipient, full blame on recipient)
Complete survey of questions and you can print out, or E-mail your very own personalized break-up-letter.
MICROSOFT BREAK-UP-LETTER WIZARD
because, they're probably not worth
your time or effort anyway.