You know, some of us don't even like
lemonade. Besides, I think the people who say, "
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" haven't had too many
lemons to deal with in their lifetime. When you're sitting in the middle of a
big-ass lemon grove and the lemons just keep
pelting you in the
head,
metaphorically speaking, the
last thing on your mind is "Gee, I should make a
tasty soft drink out of these things that are causing me no end of
annoyance and
injury! All the
shit that life is burdening me with can be resolved by making a
tasty beverage! That's it! What was I thinking!"
Sometimes, the only correct answer is to somehow get the lemons to stop. Sometimes, you don't need any more freakin' lemonade.