You haven't done your
washing in a while. All the fabulous
lacy numbers, all the nifty little matching sets that go with your best
bras, all the plain black
knickers that really fit you are in the
laundry basket.
It's time for the emergency knickers: the ones that sit at the back of the
drawer, lost and unloved; the ones with
sagging elastic, faded colours, maybe even a couple of holes. They are the ones you didn't throw out when you lost or gained
weight. They are guaranteed
passion-killers.
They are the ones that you pray you are not wearing when you are run over by an
ambulance, or when you
get lucky.
It's up to you: want to get caught with emergency knickers on, or with no knickers on?