They towed my car this morning.
They put up giant chess pawn soldiers on all the sidewalks.
There is nowhere left to park...
I think I'm going to move.
I doubt anybody understands how big this all really is.
I am going to get a chain saw and saw off all the wooden parking blocker thingies, I am going to get some blue paint and create new parking zones out of the red ones.
I swear I am...
Well, maybe....
Sick of paying the tow-fee.... (I never pay the tickets...Some day, they will come after me...)
I will be ready for them....
(I'm Godzilla and they are Japan)