All My Future ex-'s Live In Texas {Texas}
They
banned me from the
state because I pissed on the
Alamo,
I don't think I'm missing much,
There isn't even a
basement on the thing,
And I know how the whole
story ends
Because I've seen that
John Wayne movie,
But they seemed to
miss the point,
Even
Patton knew
That in
war
The object isn't to
die for your country,
But to make the other
bastard die for his.