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by
androjen
Sun Jun 04 2000 at 21:01:03
The
state
in which
the majority of the population
spends their
lives
.
Signs
that
you are a member of this commune
are:
- Taking
Jerry Springer
as
meaningful and deeply probing TV journalism
documenting
the soul of our nation
.
- Not realizing that
Jerry Springer
is
documenting
the soul of our nation
.
- Pressing
the tab button
because
you're thirsty
. (Thank you,
Simpsons
)
-
Freely
vounteering
half your income
to
the government
in order to "
make the world a better place
."
- Buying an
iMac
because it
matches
your drapes
.
- Being the
cause
for a
warning label
(WARNING:
Do not
apply this
weed-whacker
to your
genitals
,
etc, etc.
)
- Belonging to
the Democratic party
.
- Belonging to
the Republican party
.
- Listening to
Kenny G
and calling it
music
.
This has been another
public service announcement
by
Yrs Trly
.
Enjoy
the
bread and circuses
, folks.
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