Bigass city in Florida. Home of the Florida Marlins, the world record holder for going from an insanely great baseball team to sucking so hard a vacuum cleaner would be jealous. Also home to the Miami Dolphins and Miami Heat football and basketball teams, respectively. If you want a good education, you can get one at Florida International University, or the University of Miami. Unfortunately, it gets really hot here, so sometimes I feel like moving to San Jose, CA.