Through some major
discussion with my
friends I have
discovered through
huge amounts of
research is:
1) Tell women "I'm
celibate."
2) Know
huge amounts of
cutesy trivia about
shows you
watched as a
kid (
smurfs, carebears,
sesame street, etc.), and be able to
draw interesting sexual innuendo from them. For example: Smurfette was the only
female smurf so she must have been a
slut.
3) Get your
hair dyed a
cool color that makes you
stand out in a
sexy way. My
hair is currently
orange and
God it sure seems to
work. ;)
4) After much
persistent nagging expose your true
feelings in a
personal and
touching way.
5) Be
self-confident and
dress well, this just makes you look
attractive. Have good
posture and maintain at least a
minimal level of
hygeine.
6)
Pray,
supplicate to
idols,
offer sacrifices, whatever must be done, do it.
Virgin sacrifices are looked upon favorably.