I came upon a page at microsoft.com touting their spanking new Windows Powered Smartphone 2002 (eek). The list of highlights particularly reads:
ONE DEVICE FOR WORK AND PLAY
- You only need one hand
- Small, but powerful
(uh-oh)
May it be
when darkness falls
your phone will ring true
A tip for the dense and furious: the funny part begins at "One device", the key word is in the line above.