Website (www.subservientchicken.com) sponsored by
Burger King featuring a video of a man dressed in a
chicken suit. By typing in instructions, the chicken can be commanded to do all sorts of activities - watch
television, do
starjumps and even take a whizz. However there are somethings he will not do, like smash up his furniture or draw the
McDonalds arches in the air.
At www.nordhino.com, somebody has listed all the commands our feathered friend will obey:
taco bell (dances with a girl)
dance like an Egyptian
snap your garters
do the robot
You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen)
sit down
relax
bang your head
Are you lookin at me?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Cry
Show your chicken tenders (Moon)
smoke a cigarette
throw a tantrum
stand on the couch
clean the room
hit yourself
pillow fight
kiss the pillow
hit yourself with the pillow
fight
strip
spin
maybe
yes
hide behind couch
pee on couch
waddle
die
lie to me
fly
dance
jump
handstand
spin around
build a fort
turn off the light
watch tv
fart
moon me
go crazy
bows
hokey pokey
puke
lol
twist
moonwalk
play air guitar
riverdance
grab crotch
rap
sing
get some dignity (angers chicken)
hula
somersault
poop
make a chicken sandwich
lay an egg
macarena
clean up
choke your chicken
model
ninja
rock out
breakdance
shake it
running man
take a nap
read a book
smack your face
bunny hop
cartwheel
search
vomit
lick your chicken toe
no
jumping jacks
pat your head while rubbing your stomach
Electric Slide
Hump the chair
Bows when told he's great!
dance the ymca
do a pushup
do some karate
Roll over
peck
flex
hop on one foot
stand on the couch
get a book
show some skin
flap your wings
stare at the camera
shake your tailfeather
go away
strike a pose
poke eye
beg for mercy
pray
vogue
use blanket
kung fu
shadow puppets
scare
surf
play ball
shoot baskets
shake your booty
shake your moneymaker
yoga
fence
chicken sandwich
cabbage patch
moonwalk
kneel (probably same as "beg")
creep me out
mask
eat yourself
self flagellate
juggle
ballet
spit
golf
play baseball
play football (American)
play soccer
tango
make a picture
shadow box
disco dance
do the splits
bullfight
thumbs up
shrug
the worm
drink something
chicken strip (different than strip)
gay (does not like gays it seems)
swim
go fish
do it doggy style
headstand
duck (walks around like a duck)
mcdonalds
rock and roll
kiss off
head bang
line dance
get lost
be happy
take a hostage
show your teeth
look behind you
show your garder (2 different)
make love
fire!
do the monkey
act scared