I was part of some sort of very
hierarchical organization. It reminded me of an
army because we were outside dressed in something that looked like
uniforms but they were rather
jogging suits. However, it wasn't army, I just knew. We were waiting for something outside and in the meantime I took short
spurts. It made my ass and right
hamstring hurt. Nothing serious but too much tension there. Anyway, I wanted to report the problem and there was
Jackie Chan there! He was some sort of leader of ours. He listened to me and considering this for a second he advised me to refer the matter to an old man, some sort of
guru. Well, the bearded guru knew the solution awright: I needed a
gnome earring! So, he took a
drilling machine(!) and drilled a hole right through my left ear. It didn't hurt the slightest but there was a big hole, 4 mm diameter, in my ear. Next he took a gnome
key chain which was supposed to go for an earring.
Wakey, wakey...