Flamin' Hot Cheetos are a
deadly variant of the popular cheesy snack. (See
Cheetos) They are
crimson instead of
neon orange, and taste the way they look. Which is to say that they are so spicy that it hurts to eat them. I'm almost positive
Chester Cheetah stays the hell away from these
bad boys.
Despite the fact that they cause
physical pain, these treats are
addictive. It's not abnormal to finish a whole bag of them in one sitting. I'd argue that they are, in fact, superior to normal Cheetos, which are
far too cheesy.
Word of warning, however. If you finish a whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and take a crap, your shit
will be red. To quote the awesome
Dave Barry, "
I am not making this up." It has happened to me on several occasions and it scares the
bejesus out of me every single time. I always think it's
cancer or something equally frightening. If this happens to you, don't worry -- it's only
artificial coloring agent "
Red 40 Lake."