Jack
- user since
- Fri Sep 20 2002 at 15:06:20 (6 years ago )
- last seen
- Sat Sep 6 2008 at 20:23:21 (3.8 hours ago )
- number of write-ups
- 492 - View Jack's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 9 (Archivist) / 18330
- C!s spent
- 1353
- mission drive within everything
- ***Will (selectively) Put Out For Pie***
- specialties
- The stuff no one else bothers with.
- school/company
- http://www.wtfork.net
- motto
- Never go with a hippie to a second location.
- member of
- gods, edev - My Endorsements
- most recent writeup
- The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
...pic: nerd love.
Jack has a pocket full of kryptonite, just waiting for superman to get cocky. indigoe: Dude. When I bury you, on your gravestone it's gonna read, "He was an itchy guy." At*ten"tive (#), a. [Cf. F. attentif.] 1. Heedful; intent; observant; regarding with care or attention. ⇒ Attentive is applied to the senses of hearing and seeing, as, an attentive ear or eye; to the application of the mind, as in contemplation; or to the application of the mind, in every possible sense, as when a person is attentive to the words, and to the manner and matter, of a speaker at the same time. 2. Heedful of the comfort of others; courteous. -- At*ten"tive*ly, adv. -- At*ten"tive*ness, n.
© Webster 1913. Creases: Oh, you're still batshit bizzonkers. It just so happens that you're nuts in a useful way. (I'll take it) - - - I'm E2's Editor-in-Chief. Need something? talk to me.
For extra fun, I'm occasionally on AIM as Pinteresque. - - -
Call me a wacky alarmist, but it makes me really fucking nervous - - -
Will somebody please teach this polyrhythmic white boy the bee dance? I want to learn how to swim through the air. - - - - - -
00:41 *QXZ has bitches in the living room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'til six in the mawnin'. - - - Name-dropping ain't quite the same when done in bulk. Nevertheless, I present you with NODERS I'VE DONE THINGS TO.
I (used to) work in a library. I (used to) hold all the keys to the information you need. (continue to) Fear me. I write the way I talk (hence the abundance of parentheses). Just pretend my nodes're talking to you and you'll get along with them much better. Blame it on the Radio. Wanna send me stuff? I know you do. |
User Bookmarks:
- Don't panic
- attentive
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
- Tell me a story about trains
- Sciamachy
- Wanna buy a duck?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Tell me a story about rains
- So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
- The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics (idea)
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin (idea)
- humbabba
- R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
- Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
- When I tighten you, you make the noise
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win (idea)
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Everything, the filk
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate (idea)
- I am forced to smoke my cat
- Freeze, Motherstickers! This is a fuck-up!
- Lee Stories (idea)
- This weather makes for crappy sex
- Don't node drunk
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back (idea)
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
- Mobius stripper
- When words mean too much (idea)
- List Nodes of Type
- punk rock breasts
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Nate on the Voting/Experience System
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- How Disney ruined Broadway
- The Best Meal in Beijing
- I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Low Down Amour, in Free Verse
- Spy satellites can't read your license plate (idea)
- brilliant simplicity of translucent roofs on delivery trucks, the (idea)
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum (thing)
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- a small red light in a dark car
- Everything is a Family
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane. (idea)
- beer of revenge
- Happy (SEASON) to you, (ACQUAINTANCE NAME)!
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving (idea)
- ASCII art: AppleTrek II - The Wrath of Khan
- Two stories of the pistol
- What I tell you three times is true
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
- It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean (idea)
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Bitriot
- I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
- Live music (thing)
- Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
- Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone" (idea)
- I love her backwards
- burn down the house, see the moon
- There are no atheists in the foxholes (idea)
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist (idea)
- Kings Cross by Coke-light (place)
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel (idea)
- When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
- Why Ancient Historians wrote history (essay)
- The Marty McKolskey Incident
- Cathedral of St. John the Divine (place)
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- E2 Nutrition Facts
- How a key opens a lock (person)
- Why there is no moloch13 (person)
- Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
- How we were, before we were
- Further conversations with a hot dog vendor
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Brooklyn girls
- Eulogy for Mark Rothko
- Six short poems written on six cold days
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
- old habits die hard
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them (person)
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Bittersweet sexy salty
- We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
- God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
- she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand (person)
- Nobody writes poetry about science
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- tightwad (poetry)
- The social meaning of simultaneous vaginal-anal penetration in the first years of this century
- Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home. (place)
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- March 5, 2007
- Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
- Guinness Barbecue sauce
- Doors and windows open, she screams “COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER” at the hurricane (person)
- Everything in this house is a still life
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Spaghettoni Madre Mia
- I could fall in love with Jersey at sunset
- Dream Log: May 25, 2007
- All the gold you can eat (person)
- August 27, 2008 (person)