In a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

An ad by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

On a faucet in a Finnish restroom:
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.

In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.

Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.