yesterday/tomorrow

I was listening to Orgy's Candyass and reading Ender's Shadow. I guess I fell asleep because the book kept trying to hurt me. First the lines of text would jump out and try to poke me in the eye, then the letters made like a giant swarm and attacked me. Then the characters in the book were trying to surround me and smash my ribs in with cinder blocks. One of them threw a brick at me and I caught it with my teeth. It tasted like flour. That's what I get by starting to read a book at eleven at night.