When I saw this node, I thought it was going to be more like this:


Dear __{choose one: stockholder/employee/customer}__:

As a result of the verdict in the Justice Department's Anti-trust case, Microsoft is being split into __{fill in number}__ companies, as follows:

__{fill in description of the split that is ultimately chosen}__
As a result of the break-up, you will __{choose one: own stock in/be employed by/deal with}__ one or more of these companies, as described below:
__{fill in description as appropriate}__
This change will take effect on __{fill in date}__, __{choose one: 2002/2003/2004/2005/2006}__.

Sincerely,

__{choose one: Bill Gates/Steve Ballmer/fill in other name}__
President and CEO, __{fill in name of split company}__