Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i like the letter i, i'll never kick nouveau perec on you, i, i swear."

• All poets like to kick
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I'll never be the other woman
• I like how your fingers trace the letters
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I like to kick people with my fists
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Never look like you're staring
• A Letter I Will Never Send
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• letter I never sent
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I never thought it would be like this
• love like you've never been hurt
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I'll never forget Morocco
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Home I'll never be
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I swear I'm a real punk
• Ill Communication
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll call you
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Goods and the Ills
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll Take Manhattan
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'll be back
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• seriously ill
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I'll take my half whole
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I'll be your fantasy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I'll throw you the connection
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• being ill during exams
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• I'll be
• Ill Nino
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• Still I'll make this water home
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• I'll get there when I get there
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Mr. Ill (user)
• ill (user)
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I'll take you home
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Honey, I'll see you in hell!
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Herrin ill
• I'll do anything to pass
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• I'll drink to that
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• I'll tell you something
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I'll be your mirror
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
• whatever, I'll upvote it
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear

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