Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- What if heaven is just another door?
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Being a dickhead
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- the words I'm after
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Now give me something you need to remember!
- I'm looking for a friend
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- After the flood all the colors came out
- I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm just sayin'
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Don't be an IM phantom
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- I'm in one of those moods again
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- keep an eye on things while i'm gone
- I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- I'm just a bill
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- i'm just a girl
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Every door in my house just leads to another room
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm not in love, set me free
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