Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I used to be slide. The "secret", if it ever was one, is out. Feel free to ask about it. Thank you for having me back, E2. Or at the least, tolerating me. I mean it. I'll be good."

• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You mean the me that you would be
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Or at least it used to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• There was no one waiting for me...
• If your wish be to close me
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• OBAFGKM
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• marry me and you'll be safe
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• What does it mean to be free?
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I've Gotta Be Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Free to good home: One slightly used ninja
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• You've got to be kidding me
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• That would be me
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Tell me about your secret places
• Be a model or just look like one
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Be gentle with me
• far be it from me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Let me be your fantasy
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Look siad me Be like me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Ask me about Loom
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• let me be your first upvote
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• I'll be back
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Give me back my bike!
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Tell me a story about trains
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Can You Take Me Back
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Take Me Back to Tech

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