Findings:
- Me and the Fat Man
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- A learned man came to me once
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fat Man
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- The Fat Man
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- If memory serves me right
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm The Man
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm a Medieval Man
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- To Serve Man
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- The Penitent Man Will Serve
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Turn me on, Dead Man
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Return of the Fat Man
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- That man bit me
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Angry Man is Following Me
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- The man is bringing me down
- My first comet
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Chow Yun-Fat
- Fat
- Two Fat Ladies
- Fat Tire
- Fat Bastard
- Fat Elvis
- Fat Mike
- Fat Wreck Chords
- I feel fat
- Fat lip
- Get a fat lip
- Big fat Romanian (user)
- Fat acceptance
- Horselover Fat
- Fat Tony
- Fat free ice cream
- Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
- fat free Cool Whip
- fat admirer
- I Want A Fat Babe (a parody)
- Ding-dongs and fat milk
- Have you hugged a fat person today?
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Fat Tulip (user)
- You need fat to survive
- To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
- Vileness Fats
- Big Fat Snake
- Kung Hey Fat Choi
- Tales from an ex fat chick
- Fat Free
- Two kinds of fat
- 85% fat free (user)
- The fat kid on the diving board
- 90% fat free (user)
- low fat
- Fat Lenny
- Fat Men from Space
- 95% fat free (user)
- fat replacer
- You aren't fat, dammit!
- why I like fat bastards
- Fat is a Feminist Issue
- fat guys
- Rusto fat cap
- Charles the Fat
- Pork fat rules
- body fat
- Minnesota Fats
- Hitting it fat
- Scollops of Fat Pullets a la Conti, with Truffles
- Fat Free Half & Half
- Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
- fat cat poker (user)
- The Fat Elvis (user)
- Fat rabbit syndrome
- unsaturated fat
- fat fat 1 (user)
- fat cow (user)
- Slimming the Fat Controller: Good MVC Design
- I am fat (user)
- Fat Guy (user)
- Fat Billy Goes To School
- The tale of the Fat Bunnies
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