Findings:
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Don't ask me about the half life of love
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- He Asked Me for Water but I Gave Him Ice
- Don't ask
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Asking for a favor
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
- Don't ask don't tell
- They asked me to write a letter
- I will ask them all their dreams
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- He asked for more flesh
- That moment before she asked
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I never asked to be born you know
- breathe and ask questions
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- One Man Asked In Anger
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- ask
- Ask Jeeves
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- A Philosopher Asks Buddha
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- Born, never asked
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- Ask, Seek, Knock
- Ask For Janice
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- ask (user)
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- I asked for no other thing
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Ask Google
- The Heart Asks Pleasure First
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
- Ask price
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- The Faith to ask for Faith
- Ask an Uptight Seattleite
- let me ask (user)
- Ask Missy Knowitall
- Ask yourself, "Is this node as literate as those that precede mine?"
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- Ask a whale
- Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers.
- Ask the Dust
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The question nobody asks
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- having asked the spiders and the snakes
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