was born sometime 20ish years ago. learnt to read by age two. learnt to steal and use computers and find Dad's porno by age 8. learnt not to steal by age 12. learnt how to download porno and that I never had to try hard at anything by age 14. learnt how to have sex and have reliable friends by age 17. learnt to drive a car by age 18. learnt how to live alone and crash a truck and fail university courses by age 20.
still haven't learnt how to have faith.