I am a grumpy elf who lives in a cave. I refuse to eat the blind crayfish, for they are my siblings. One day I discovered the human race, and brought them to the attention of the Elder Gods. There are times when I do not regret having done this.
My muscle car is two lanes wide. I straddle the median but brake for picnickers and the more innocent among the mammals. The second brightest star in the constellation Cygnus is Sadr.