Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- You know you're in the SCA when
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You know you're a geek when...
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When living we have need of Death
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Stoned music memories
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Things you should know about King James
- I know when the world will end
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- To Here Knows When
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- These are the days when birds come back
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- These aren't the droids you're looking for
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- When I have female children
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- When I am King
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Eye contact at a distance
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- You Know You're Right
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Time flies when you're having fun
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- When you're dead, you're dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Art has an actual purpose
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I know I have been dreaming
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- When We Were Kings
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- When The King Comes Home
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Sucking at The Sims
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I know more when I'm alone
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
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