Findings:

• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• straw man (user)
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm The Man
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Being a dickhead
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm a Medieval Man
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• Yes man
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• straw man
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• argument
• Argument from Non-Belief
• Cosmological argument
• ontological argument
• Descartes' argument for Dualism
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.2 Scripts with arguments
• Argument from Ignorance
• first cause argument
• A picture is not an argument
• Deterrence Argument
• never use variable arguments in C++
• smoking arguments
• Beyond Belief: Christian Arguments for God's Existence
• How to win arguments
• Marcel Pagnol's argument on the (non-)existence of God
• My Argument For Abortion
• The Argument
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• An argument for states' rights in the US
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Logical argument
• The Cartesian Argument for the Existence of God
• Spinoza's Argument for the Existence of God
• Arguments for and against Love
• An Argument
• After a heated argument
• The Principle of the Argument
• pro hominem
• Kalam Argument
• Inverse spectrum argument
• Watching the Teleological Argument in action
• An Argument Against Pragmatic Critiquing
• The Crippling Analogical Argument
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• How To End An Argument
• A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
• What arguments does the election present?
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• simulation argument
• An argument for pop music
• The Knowledge Argument
• Writing an academic paper which presents an argument
• Your argument is invalid
• Putnam's elm/beech argument for semantic externalism
• Hume's Argument Against Miracles
• Argument from fallacy
• Organized Pseudolegal Commercial Argument
• The argument from evolutionary suffering
• One-sided argument
• Last Argument of Kings
• argument from authority
• build an environment for change, not an argument for change
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow

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