Findings:
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Things to do when technology gets here
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- When I get like this
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- You, standing
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
- You can never go home again
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Where I go when I masturbate
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- We get too tense when we drive
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- Go big or go home
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- You know you've been away from home too long
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- Let go and forget about it
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When can it end?
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- I can do shit with my legs
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- Can We Talk About This?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Can I masturbate too much?
- What Do We Do About Moscow?
- What loneliness can do to you
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Can we all just get along?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Dead Can Dance
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- I can do much better than this
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- can you cough, speak, or breathe?
- You can never get away from yourself
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- When to talk about religion
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
- What I do not understand about rural resentment
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
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