Findings:
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Should I be happy?
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Funerals should be a celebration
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- why you should never be a referee
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- I should be able to remember your face
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Food should not be luminous
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Be a girl for a day
- What is and what should never be
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- It should not be this complicated
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- When shall I be free?
- That'll Be the Day
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- titles should be approached laterally
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Should high school be mandatory?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Should I be sorry?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Chalant should be a word!
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- It will be good when I am leader
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- This node should be filled with waka!
- This node should be filled with renga!
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- How Should A Person Be?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Farmers' Market
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Automobile tire pressure
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Things every child should be taught
- stupidity should be painful
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
- Laundry should be free
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- AI should be our top priority.
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- No threat should be taken lightly
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I am blind when I want to be
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- There are times when they seem to be right
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- You Should Be Sober
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Why should we be moral?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Chant and be Happy
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
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