Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Things to do when technology gets here
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When I get mad I throw harder
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- The goggles, they do nothing
- Ground rush
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I'll get there when I get there
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- When I Get Low I Get High
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I get like this
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Do you want to get slapped?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- What do stars do? They shine.
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- Horses: do they love us back?
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Rape committed by women
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- The Great Sydney Fraptabulous Everythingian Get Together
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Stoned music memories
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- We get too tense when we drive
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Now you do what they told ya
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Why do you want to get married?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Craving a smoke
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- What to do when your husband comes home
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- B Battery
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- My kisses, they do not fade
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- What do you see when you look up?
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- How do you get there?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- What to do when your car breaks down
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- they carry but they do not understand
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- When you cut yourself shaving
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