Findings:
- Falling asleep while masturbating
- This morning, while you were still asleep
- Your eyeballs rotate the opposite way to your head
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- the way fish heads run from rain
- Which way are you headed?
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Accidentally
- accidentally on purpose
- Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
- Accidentally in Love
- accidentally at the market
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- I Accidentally the Whole Bottle
- How I accidentally became a Methodist
- I accidentally signed you up for Spudge Camp
- That one time Jet-Poop accidentally invaded Poland
- You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
- asleep
- Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- everyone else is asleep
- Falling asleep last night
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- fall asleep
- Asleep at the wheel
- My dick fell asleep
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Falling asleep during porno films
- Falling asleep on the toilet
- I fall asleep to be with you
- Since I Fell Asleep
- asleep in Jesus
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- Falling asleep in public places
- Service for those Fallen Asleep
- falling asleep visuals
- You were here when I fell asleep
- fall asleep without thinking of monsters
- asleep at the switch
- Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
- and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
- Asleep in the Back
- Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
- A.Sleep (user)
- fast asleep
- I am asleep
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- A Maid Asleep
- I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
- Asleep at Heaven's Gate
- Being the last to fall asleep
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- falling asleep with music on
- A tale of falling asleep during the flight
- not quite asleep, not quite alone
- the day is coming and the night is already asleep
- the very houses seem asleep
- Asleep Inside the Bone
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- Fish Head (user)
- Phish Head (user)
- Talking Heads
- Severed Heads
- Herman's Head
- Emma Freud with a two-dimensional head
- Head
- give head
- Head shop
- Shave your head
- voice in your head
- Head Like a Hole
- Fish Heads
- talking head
- hat head
- head rush
- The soft spot in babies' heads
- Machine Head
- Kicked in the Head
- hit in the head
- Head in a glass jar
- Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe
- Head of the Class
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
- head rhyme
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Dragon's head
- -head
- Headed
- Head gear
- that distance between two heads
- head crash
- Diamond Head
- Go stick your head in a pig
- Big Giant Head
- Feed Your Head
- MT head (user)
- voices in my head
- Bag your head
- while a waitress pours coffee
- Go over one's head
- power head
- Dancing in Your Head
- Head crusher
- Head cold
- Heads
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- shower head
- Heart, Head, Spirit
- head crab
- head in the clouds
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- drum head
- Black turtlenecks and bald heads
- Are you really head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
- Yaquina Head Lighthouse
- That's me inside your head
- head cheese
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
- chicken head
- heads down
- propeller head
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Mr. Potato Head
- Mrs. Potato Head
- I must have three heads
- Bones of the head and neck
- heads up
- head stall
- eyeball & head alignment
- Edith Head
- head shot
- granola heads
- The Fifth Head of Cerberus
- Orgasms exist entirely in your head
- Wobbly-Headed Bob
- Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock
- Weird echoing voices in my head
- sticking your head out the window
- Write Head
- big ceramic clown head
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- head of the river
- Fleshless Head
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- bobble head
- My head, heavy with the burden of lost love and tired thought
- animal heads on the wall
- I wrote the song in my head
- Spiders with human heads!
- Helmet head
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Copper Head
- the heads
- A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
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