Findings:
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Where's the kaboom?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- It's not supposed to be anything
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Running toward the edge
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- Goops and How to be Them
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How was the Bible canonized?
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- How it's Going to Be
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How To Be Good
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be a troll
- How to be a backstabber
- How to Be Alone
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How To Be Funny
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- How to be a more productive writer
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How America was mapped
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be telekinetic
- how to be a friend
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a good evil villain
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How to be a lardass
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- She was too beautiful to be human
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a geek
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a Better Person
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How Not to be Wrong
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How to be invisible
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be an asshole
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Be cool in college
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- If God was willing to let it be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be anonymous
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a good customer
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a badass
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How Should A Person Be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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