Findings:
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Much Ado About Nothing
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- I Liked Booze before It Went Mainstream
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Photography and religion
- Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- Much Ado About Nothing I.i
- Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
- People who carp about their jobs
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- It was better before they came
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- People referred to by three initials
- The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
- Personality is defined by other people
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Going by the script when talking to people
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- much visited by bees (user)
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- A joke about dealing with people
- I heard about it on the radio
- Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
- It was always about words
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Ground rush
- We've heard it all before
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- Before you, there was me
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- getting by with duff ears
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- I was raised by the French government
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What was stolen by someone else
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Getting hit by a woman
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Worry not about the cars that go by
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Something was about to happen.
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- The Day the World was about to End
- The bored who complain
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- The thing to understand about trans people
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- People have fucked up before
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- Before Time Was
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- There was a time before
- the places that I knew before you
- Before the World was Made
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- i was given a mind before i was given a heart
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- getting hit by a guy
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- The Wild Colonials
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Love isn't about fixing people
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