Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Mess up
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• They think it's all over
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• everyone has some burden they carry
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• cat haters
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Kids that age think they know it all
• They think I'm a god
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Doctor's office June 1987
• Doctor Schwa (user)
• spin doctor
• The Doctor
• Doctor Pepper
• Doctor Mirabilis
• witch doctor
• Doctors Without Borders
• The Good Doctor
• Water doctor
• Doctor Dre
• The Cobbler Turned Doctor
• M-x doctor
• Old Doctor
• Doctor Foster
• Doctor Evazan
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• Doctor Faustus
• Doctor Worm
• Doctor Wu
• Doctor Splat (user)
• Ancient Roman Doctors
• play doctor
• Doctor Fate
• Doctor Strange
• The Doctors
• Doctor V64
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• RMS vs the Doctor
• script doctor
• Doctor Octopus
• Dr. Slump
• Doctor Fishboy (user)
• conversation between doctors and children
• Doctor from Lhasa
• Barefoot Doctor
• Doctor Robert
• trust the doctor (user)
• Young Doctors in Love
• Doctor Knowall
• Doctor of the Church
• Spin Doctors
• The Circus of Doctor Lao
• Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
• Doctor jokes
• Doctor Yellow
• Theme from Doctor Pyser
• The Five Doctors
• Doctor Bong
• Doctor Sivana
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Doctor Fugwump (user)
• Doctor Strange (user)
• The Death of Doctor Island
• Doctor Doom
• Doctor Gene (user)
• Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
• Doctor Doom (user)
• Doctor Brodie's Report
• Doctor in the house
• Doctor Phibes Rises Again
• Bubbles' Trip To See the Doctor
• The Doctor and the Prince of Darkness Meet Again
• Doctor Who (category)
• Doctor Schlock (user)
• The Crying Doctor
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Doctor Korgon's Robotic Opus
• Doctor Korgon's imperfect clone
• Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
• The 11th Doctor
• The Doctor's Wife
• The Fourth Doctor
• The Doctor's Daughter
• Sarah visits the doctor
• Clockheart, the bridge's doctor

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