Findings:
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- Clothes make the man
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Blind man tying his shoes
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Behind every great man is a shadow
- A man's home is his castle
- A man and his own face
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- The Ass and His Driver
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- A man's got to know his limitations
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Every minute dies a man
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- The Clothes They Stood Up In
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- Kissing a man all over his face
- The Man and His Wife
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- a huge man ass (user)
- How Man creates his Gods
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The man of his times
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Wolf
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- Weird-ass exam technique
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- The Department of They
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- Ass kisser
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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