Findings:
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If you would be so kind
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- So you want to be a star?
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You could be so delicious
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- it would be hilarious if only
- So you want to be a DJ?
- So you wanna be a hacker
- There will never be another you
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- so be it
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- eternity would be boring
- So you want to be a waitress
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I never thought it would be like this
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Just to see what it would be like
- Mind without body
- There will be time
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- there will be a last
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Be a problematic duck over there
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- What it's like to be in love
- That would be me
- Where's the kaboom?
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- you had to be there
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- On the comet there will be much pie
- There need to be more powers
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- So you want to be evil
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The Ten Commandments revised
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- what would it take to be serene again?
- So you want to be a composer
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Where would America be without Canada?
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- There can be only one
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Who Will Be There
- That I Would Be Good
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- A whimper would be fine
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- all the cute guys will be there
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Some things that fly there be
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- It can be cold in the dark
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- There is some place I need to be
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Be there or be square
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- There will be no more stories to read
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- There Will Be Blood
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- There ought to be limits to freedom
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