Findings:
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- It does not sing for me
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Know me better, and love me better
- Beauty: A Retelling of the Story of Beauty and the Beast
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- why am i me, and you're you?
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I was a homeless bum
- Does my goldfish know who I am?
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- This node does not make sense
- What RU-486 means to me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- Short Stories with Tragic Endings
- What Difference Does It Make
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Take Me As I Am
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Better him than me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- where does that leave me?
- Though I wake crying
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- Does marijuana make you more creative?
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- marriage does not make sense
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- all other times are better than 6 am
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Beauty surrounds me
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Nobody Does It Better
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- A Better Version of Me
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- What difference does it make?
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- Salary of the President of the United States
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- That which does not kill me...
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Does a story need a conflict?
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- I look better when I am wet
- Marriage is a thing in ending stories
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- Why am I crying?
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
- Whose servant am I?
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Society made me what I am
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- lord help me, for i am weak
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I am a little dance It does
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Even better than the real thing
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
- Something Even Better
- better off with him than here with me
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- What Everything does better than anything else
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- Help Me I Am In Hell
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