Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "that's the way God made me, and that's the way he's going to have to live with me."

• the way you don't look at me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They don't touch me the same way
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• you affect me in invisible ways
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• He made a way to his anger
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• you cannot kill me in a way that matters
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Love me the way that I love you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• The way things have always been done
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• God holds me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Could you have danced with me?
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Things video games have taught me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Ways of going out in cricket
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So help me God
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• he that is not with me is against me
• Have One On Me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• The day he gave me a lift
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you have me at a disadvantage
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• It's just the way that he walks
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He brings me books like flowers
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• she, he, and me
• He taught me how to smoke
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• You have no power over me
• He called me Sarah once
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• He that is not with me is against me.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• It could have been me
• Dogs that have owned me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She Will Have Her Way
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Show Me God
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• He Hate Me
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• You're going the wrong way!
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Going My Way?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• you can't have it both ways
• A letter to those who have impressed me

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