Findings:
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- You know you're in the SCA when
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- You're pretty when you cry
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- When you're home alone
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Where I go when I masturbate
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You know you're a geek when...
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When You're Evil
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- You know you're blacked out when...
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Only when you're older
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Stupid things to do in a strip club
- Stupid things script kiddies do
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What to do when your car breaks down
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- What do you see when you look up?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- When you're alone
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Swing when you're winning
- Sing when you're winning
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Shoulder Bored (user)
- The world is full of crashing bores
- bored (user)
- do
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Where do you want to go today?
- Do your homework.
- Do the math
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Mr. Do!
- Do not hump
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I do not like doctors
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- Do you work here?
- The tattoo phenomenon
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