Findings:
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- Which BSD is right for me?
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Carve Me Some Wood, G-dog
- right guy
- graveyards make me wet
- you ain't seen me.. right?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- If memory serves me right
- She approached me with some vague line
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Next time you leave me
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- Right. Me and Herman Melville
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Yes me, right now
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- Cut me some slack
- Jesus loves me, right?
- You can see right through me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Some Elementary Comments on the Rights of Freedom of Expression
- i keep my poetic license right next to my concealed weapons permit.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Smile at guys, for me
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- Waiting for sunset, blood dripping down my arm
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- Waiting for sunset, blonde dripping down my arm
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- Guy Smiley (user)
- That guy
- guy
- Comic Book Guy
- dream guy
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Guy de Maupassant
- bad guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- The Fall Guy
- two girls and a guy
- Shirt Guy Tom
- Just a guy on a horse
- Guy Stevens
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Guys and Dolls
- Guys who wear skirts
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- token black guy
- Things guys think girls should know
- all the cute guys will be there
- This guy I once knew, Jason
- guy hug
- Shy Guy
- Guy Noir
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- when fake deaf guys attack
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- guy (user)
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Guy Barker
- Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- Why sales guys make all the money
- Guy Smiley
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Guy L. Steele Jr.
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
- Helping people cheat
- Penis size and impregnation
- You are an animal on a big wet rock flying through space.
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Guy Montag
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Sign Guy
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- I was a nice guy once
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Jealous Guy
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